Don't Fucking Test Me

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Reblogged just for the navel tattoo. Nice!

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Looking at tumblr kids with mods….

Jesus Christ, if I had known that people who get mods would have turned out this way, I would have never done it to myself from the start. I get that things become trendy over time, and this isn’t some “I did it before you so I’m better” shit. It’s you fucking hipster (or whatever) faggots that are the middle ground between the retards that buy hot topic body jewelry (I can deal with them), and the people that know who John Cobb is. If you are neither of these two types than I hate you. If you’re the hot topic brand, I just think you’re stupid. And hipster/mod-lifestyle douchebags, it’s not because I think I’m better than you (at least not because of body mod related shit), but because you are pretentious on a level that I could only dream of, and you really don’t know shit about the industry or the art that you want to feel so superior about. It makes me want to zap off my tattoos and sew up my earlobes so I will no longer be lumped in with you morons. How many of you appreciate the art of body modification the way an art history major could appreciate say the impressionist period? You love neotraditional tattoos but can you tell me what a traditional tattoo is and WHY it is considered traditional?! Can you see the distinction between knowing that one type of jewelry is bad and knowing how that conclusion was reached in the first place? Do you even know anything about Jim Ward or the history of Gauntlet? Do you even care? So many of you have jumped on this trend but studied just enough about it to make it seem like you’re “in the know.” Yeah you may know that leaving plastic tapers in your ears is dumb, and sure internally threaded jewelry is always preferable to external. But do you even know the history behind the lifestyle that you seem to identify with so much? You sure make it seem like you’re an authority on it. Why should you be? If you want to get mods for you, then that’s great. If you do it without knowing all the risks, then you’re a dumbass. If you want to get mods for you, you know the risks, but don’t lambast strangers on the internet about not knowing as much as you then you when you really don’t know shit, then you and I could probably be good friends. But if you do it because you think it looks cool and/or put yourself on a pedestal because you read just enough on BMEzine (or wherever you guys get your sources these days) to know that stretching your ear more than one size at a time is stupid then I hope you get hit by a car. A car driven by a juggalo. A juggalo with faux bling “gauges.” And furthermore, if you think tongue splits and implants are badass but can’t understand why someone would get a subincision then you truly don’t know shit about shit. I guess I could apply this to all the would-be photographers on here too. All you fuckers annoy the hell out of me.

P.S. I lied, I’m definitely better than you retards.

I was just watching this earlier. I’m pretty sure Bugs Bunny was the world’s first troll.

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Needs moar graffiti.

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Seeing the smaller version of this on my dashboard made me want a burrito.

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Ronald Reagan was like a civil rights leader for rich white people who already had civil rights.

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